Today is Black Friday, the day when Americans make asses out of themselves, after the serenity of Thanksgiving. They crowd stores, acting, according to Britain’s Daily Mail, like animals, in a mind-boggling display of avarice and chaos that is repeated every year.
Here’s some Black Friday images for you to feel smug about. Please do scroll all the way down for full enjoyment.*
*I think I may have forgotten to mention that all of the images above are of British shoppers very much not acting like animals in UK shops. Did I forget to mention that?